Hi, my name is Paul. I am a chef, living in Dumfries, Scotland. NOT Moffat, and NOT England. the site didn't have Dumfries on it :( I love live music, films, sports and traveling. also looking to change jobs to do something in arts and crafts or sports.
Dumfries
The largest town - and administrative capital - of south-west Scotland.
A once pleasant market town, Dumfries is now colonised by weegies, rich Anglo settlers and Luftwaffe-trained seagulls. Every July the town stages an annual festival called 'Guid Nychburris' (Good Neighbours.) This, however, is merely an excuse for the town's dwellers to engage in the favourite Scottish passtimes of excessive drinking, street violence and unplanned procreation. It is to be avoided at all costs.
The town's only saving graces are Queen of the South FC and the proximity of the beautiful Galloway countryside.