The Head doctor, Dr, Karl Leeman, is an evil wizard who scares everybody and and makes them go mad sometimes. He made Cecil kill himself by cutting his wrists while he was having a bath, and he made Lorraine have a fit and crack her head on the wall of the laundry room. Lots of stuff like that happens here. Nurse Gunn, the one who talks with a funny accent, she's a witch and she's in charge of the torture chamber in the cellar. There's a maiden named Judith who lives just above me - in the top room in the tower - and Nurse Gunn takes her down to the torture chamber every time she cries. And Judith cries a lot. They tie her up and chain her to a table and then they give her electric shocks. After she's been down there you don't see her for a while. You don't hear her either. She's probably too frightened to do anything but lie in bed after she's been down there. I've told Judith that if she doesn't cry then maybe they won't give her electric shocks, but she doesn't want to talk about it. Judith has long brown hair and big dark eyes and she's very pretty. She's so pretty I think she might be a princess instead of a maiden. Yes, I'm certain she's a princess. Maybe that's why she won't let me kiss her. I've tried and she doesn't like it. Not everybody is allowed to kiss a princess. Just princes, I think, and knights. I'm sure she'll kiss Sir Lancelot all right.