What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
What's the Internet's favorite animal?
The lynx.
What caused the airline to go bankrupt?
Runway inflation.
What's a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka Cola.
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
What does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Betch u did not I kno u love my jokes k bb
You kno you love me and my stupid bad jokes
Shut up