Iced Latte
You like to pretend that you’re in Paris in June instead of in your own backyard swatting at mosquitoes, while you count out the numbers for Hide and Seek but never really look for anyone.
Iced Macchiato
You are fancy, like Fancy Nancy. You have also read Fancy Nancy approximately one million times this week and caffeine is no longer enough to appease your deadened brain. You need chocolate too. And sugar.