Brit living in Bangkok whos profile is never read.
Im a professional egg peeler and have represented Jordan in the Eurovision. I once kissed Billie Piper and have a belly button piercing in my toe. Love tattoos on paper and enjoy the thought of going to the gym.
When im not working I love to cook, kick pigeons and abuse old people.
Im not sarcastic
Ps lets not chat for weeks, lets just cut to the chase and meet