[MARY begins to lose consciousness but JOE does not notice.]
JOE: It feels great. Like it's been a part of me my entire life. It's just like your body fits me like it's always been mine. Like our bodies fit together like a jigsaw puzzle. It doesn't look too feminine, does it? Mary! Mary!
[She is not responding so JOE, with his new arm, ties the tourniquet very quickly and expertly. Even though the tourniquet is tied MARY is not responding. He thinks about giving her mouth to mouth.]
JOE: Okay, Joe, you can do this. You have to do this. After all, it is your Mary Joe. I am confident my head will not fall off if I give her mouth to mouth...maybe just my lips will, my lips and my hands, that's not so bad, right?
[The Police Officer enters.]
POLICE OFFICER: Excuse me, Son. But what do you think you're doing?
JOE: Well, nothing, Officer. I'm just trying to save this woman's --
POLICE OFFICER: Save it for the Judge. You think I don't know who you are. You're under arrest.
JOE: Under arrest? For what?
POLICE OFFICER: For the theft of this young lady's arm.
JOE: She gave it to me.
POLICE OFFICER: A likely story. Come with me.
JOE: She needs our help.
POLICE OFFICER: I'm not asking you again.
[The OFFICER advances on JOE who punches him and knocks him out. He looks at his new arm.]
JOE: Wow! That Mary is one strong girl.
[This time he gives her mouth to mouth fearless of the consequences that may follow. MARY comes to.]
MARY: Well, it's about time. What happened to him?
JOE: Him? Ah, nothing. He just needed a helping hand so I gave it to him.
MARY: My arm looks good on you.
JOE: Thanks. You want it back?
MARY: No.
JOE: Are you sure?
MARY: If I need it, you'll be here, right?
JOE: Right.
MARY: Then I'm sure.
JOE: Well...
MARY: Well...
JOE: Whadaya say we go and get a slice of pie now?
MARY: Sounds delicious.