I heard this story today...A man wh

I heard this story today...
A man who once died and came back to life, because after the funeral his gasket was being moved to the creamation furnace, one of the bearers accidentally slipped and the gasket hit the wall. That man miraculously woke up!!! His wife was obviously very happy! They have lived happily ever after for the past 10 years.
The wife passed away recently and yesterday was her funeral and today her casket was being carried to the furnace for cremation. The man's younger brothers and friends helped moving the gasket almost slipped the casket. The man shouted so loud you could hear half a mile away, "Don't Any Of You DARE slip or I Freaking KILL You, too!!