For the Scammers:Of course i will s

For the Scammers:
Of course i will send you my money.
Just send me your account info and pin number.

Also, if you really want to live in germany and looking for an easy way to get it... marriage is not what you looking for.
Besides i am not husband material anyway, been there, done that.
There are other far more convienient ways to achieve that, without that particular form of slavery.

Want to give me your e-mail adress? Feel free, but then brace yourselves for some heavy duty mail influx. Besides i do not check my mails regularly.

Well, in essence dear scammers try to make my day, i dare you!

By the way, as for visiting me here in germany for any reason... feel free but the plane/train/whatever ticket you have to get yourself.
But if you are already here, you can come over for a good... ehm... coffee. I personally would prefer a Cappucino or an Latte Machiato, but thats just me. Do you like cream?

Yes, i have Skype but i won´t give my name there to random people, (don´t bother with search function, thats not me you will find under that name. The poor guy is annoyed enough as it is.) this is reserved for close friends or people i know good enough.

Due to some very excessive spam from a certain continent, i was forced to block that one once. I lifted the block for now, so do not jinx it. Next time will be parmanent. No offense.

Please do not ask me, or try to start a conversation about sports.
I am not in the slightest interested in it. Yes, i do not like sports (especially not watching them on tv), spank me for that if you like, or let yourself get... nevermind^^
That reminds me, where are the keys to my handcuffs?

By the way, if you catch an error somewhere in this profile... well it got rewritten so many times there may be some in there.