Anthony’s cactus adventure in Tener

Anthony’s cactus adventure in Tenerife got him a shiny new Apple iPod. Luckily enough for him the iPod is completely thorn-free so he can safely carry his player in his pockets without any risk of trauma! The next two stories are great at showing the trials and tribulations of trying to speak foreign languages.
Greetings in Greek
Whilst on holiday in Crete one year I went for a morning walk on the beach. A Greek gentleman was walking towards me so I thought I would try out the local lingo! I shouted Calamari (squid), when I should have said Kalimera (good morning). He probably thought stupid foreigner!