Well, I'm Joseph. I'm not from Manchester but where I live is close enough (about 25m / 40km away).
Anyway, some facts about me:
~ I'm really naturally skinny and lanky. Hard for me to gain weight.
~ Grey eyes.
~ Naturally curly hair that used to be straight when I was younger.
~ Computer geek who doesn't geek out enough lately.
~ I don't have a university degree.
~ Always been naturally adept at reading / writing but it's something I haven't worked on since I was small.
~ I'm really shy and socially awkward, to the point where most English people I come across think I'm very strange and reject me.
~ I have a couple of health issues. Nothing too serious, but it's enough that it affects my quality of life significantly.
Although it seems a bit cliche to state this, if I viewed you and didn't message you, it probably means I'll message you at some other point. It's not a lack of interest issue.