So what you're saying is...give the

So what you're saying is...give them what they want even if its a bunch of lies or stretched truths to make you sound good but you really have no idea what it looks like to work under them and in that setting, but you are going to act like you have been preparing for this since birth? Just give me a break, why don't you just be honest with us and say "unless you have done (X), you can't talk about (X) and you aren't qualified for the position and if you try to get an interview, the only things you will be saying are generic answers that anyone can give".