When I'll president, I'll cut gover

When I'll president, I'll cut government spending.
If I'm elected, I'll increase the budget for education.
I promise I'll work twenty-four hours a day for the good of this country if you vote for me.
If I head the government, every man, woman, and child will eat three meals a day.
I will provide better living conditions for the poor: sanitation and health care are my priorities.
When I am in office, my government will clean up the environment.