Unit 8You have reached the number y

Unit 8
You have reached the number you dialed: Funny answering machine message.
Hi, this is David. I’m not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.

You have reached 324-6591. We bought this machine at a garage sale. You can try to leave a massage on it, but the machine may not record it. If we don’t return your call. It means the machine did not work.

Hi Matt’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your massage to myself with one of these magnets.

Sorry, Ben and Tracy aren't here right now. Please leave your name and number after the tone. If you are calling to pay us any money that you owe us, please leave your massage before the tone.

We’re sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service.
Thanks for calling Dial-a-shrink. I can’t come to the phone right now, so after the tone, please leave your name and number, and then talk briefly about your childhood. Tell me what comes to mind when you hear the following words: mother, toys, peanut butter. I’ll get back to you with my diagnosis as soon as possible

Julia isn’t home now. This is her domestic robot speaking. I’m not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave a massage, and Julia will get back to you as soon as possible.

Hi. This is mark. If you are the phone company, I’ve already sent the money. If you are parents, please send some more money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me want to make a donation, my account number is 219 3180

Hello. You are talking to a machine. My owners already possess a credit card, a hot tub, and they’re not interested in a cruise to the Caribbean. They give to charity through their business. If you’re still with me, leave your name and number, and they will get back to you.

Hi, this it’s the answering machine. I am on strike. Any messages you leave will be deleted.
Language Note
Shrink = psychiatrist