อันนี้ตลกดี พี่ปุ๊กแปลให้เอ้ฟังด้วย

อันนี้ตลกดี พี่ปุ๊กแปลให้เอ้ฟังด้วยนะคะ ป้อมขี้เกียจพิมพ์

Venus & Mars :-))

WIFE, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a series of text messages:

"If you are sleeping,,,,,,,,,,,,, send me your dreams."

"If you are laughing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, send me your smile."

"If you are eating,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, send me a bite."

"If you are drinking,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, send me a sip."

"If you are crying,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, send me your tears. I love you!"



The HUSBAND replied:

"I'm sitting on the