I'm too lazy to learn how to put in

I'm too lazy to learn how to put in this description those creepy photos and strange GIFs and videos like many of you do.
Anyway,I have observed a few of your profiles and more or less I would prepare the wall in this way,based on the model of the average website member:


HERE I would put a horrible gif of the words "HELLO MY FRIEND" that keeps changing colors, rigorously with low definition glitter pixels.
Those things kill my eyes.


HERE a random black&white photo,it doesn't matter what's the photo about because it's black&white so it's for sure a masterpiece even if it portrays a monkey smelling its own ass.


And HERE I would put a photo of the space,with stars,galaxies and stuff and a random sentence on it about feminism,veganism,world peace,human rights or another politically correct subject,in order to look open minded and get the attention of feminist activists,vegan activists,world peace human rights anti-vivisection anti-war anti-racism anti-pollution anti-everything activists and have something to start a conversation about.
But let's admit it,it would be damn boring.


About me,I can say that I live in a not-so-interesting town near Venice.
Yes,THAT Venice,the city of gondolas,san Marco square,Vivaldi,romantic and ancient churches..
...And rats,bad smell and pickpocketers(but i'm sure that you didn't figure these last things out from the postcards of venice that your friend sent you from the school trip to Italy,right?Yes.Reality sucks,and so does Venice).

I can speak and write in english,but it's not my mother tongue so please feel free to correct or insult me if I make errors.
In return if you want I will be glad to help you with Italian which is the most useless language in the world so I don't think that my offer will have a great success.

I like videogames,history,biomedical research,books about war and evil jokes.
I used to like also beer and wine,but during a party when I was completely drunk I...Well,I don't think that it would be nice to describe what happened,let's say that the most alcoholic beverage that I drink now is the coca-cola light.

I dislike soccer events,soccer matches,soccer players and everything that's even remotely related to soccer.Yup,not all Italians are soccerfags addicted spaghetti eaters like the stereotype says.


I don't know arts,i don't know sports,i'm not a model,i don't like to hang out with friends,i don't know cinema,i don't read books and i don't have an ultra mega master degree in photography like many of you claim here.Basically I'm terrible more or less at everything so it will be very difficult for me to find an interesting topic and start a conversation.This is why I NEVER write the first message.
But hey,now that i'm thinking about it,this is itself an interesting topic.Yeah,a great topic to start a conversation with me would be a suggestion about how to find a topic to start a conversation. Well,only thinking about that is giving me headache so it doesn't matter.
Write me whatever you want,and I'll try to be interesting(even if usually the vast majority of the users,after visiting my profile,simply blocks me without leaving a word lol).
Requests
I'd like to improve my english (and to learn french,but life's too short for both).
Hobbies & Interests
Arguing with retarded morons like me on the internet about stupid stuff
Favorite Music
Music sucks
Favorite Books
When I was 7 years old I read a book about a little Panda visiting a city,it was good but i can't remember the title.
Favorite Quotes
Quotes are for sissies.
Congratulations,you made it to the end of my stupid presentation.
This is really a great life achievement ,don't you think?
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