3-yr old kid: Dad what's football? Dad: Son, football is a game where teams fight to save themselves from Sergio Ramos's fury
The reason Batman only comes out at midnight is because he's afraid he might encounter Sergio Ramos during the day
In honour of Sergio Ramos, 52 days of a year are celebrated as 'Sundays'
Sergio Ramos doesn't make left turns, because everything he does is right