You waited for me!There was simply

You waited for me!
There was simply no need to get checked at the hospital...
Ouch, ouch!
...just for a paintball!
My head was right next to the muzzle,
so it really was dangerous!
Good grief.
This wouldn't have happened if we'd just shot each other.
What if those guns had been real?
You should have been able to tell from the weight of the gun that it didn't hold real bullets.
I still won't do it!
I can't do it.
Even if it was a bluff...
..I could never shoot you!
You're the worst.