How Dumb can You Get ? Two thieves

How Dumb can You Get ?
Two thieves tried to pull the front off an ATM. They tied a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck, and they drove the truck forward. However, instead of pulling the panel off the machine, they pulled the bumper off the truck. The men got scared and left the scene of the crime. But their bumper with their license plate was still tied to the ATM! The police arrested them a few hours later.
A young man stole several things from a supermarket. When he got to the cashier, he showed a gun and said he wasn’t going to pay for anything. The cashier demanded to see his ID because he was taking a bottle of liquor and he looked under age. The thief took out his driver’s license and showed it to the cashier. He wrote down the license number, and he called the police after the young man left the store. The police picked the young man up a few hours later.
An older woman spent a leisurely afternoon shopping at the mall. When she returned to her car, she found four strange men sitting in it. Frightened, the woman dropped her shopping bags and pulled out a gun. She told the men that if they did not get out of the car, she would shoot. The four men ran off quickly. The woman got into the car, but her key did not fit into the car’s ignition! She realized that the car was identical to her car, which was parked a few spaces down. She drove to the police department and reported the story. The officer on duty laughed and pointed to the other end of the counter. There four men were reporting an assault by an older woman. They were the ones who were sitting in her car!