I had a heart attack this morning.

I had a heart attack this morning. I can't do any more drugs 'til at least lunch."
-Wilson's Heart

"Your biggest problem is I don't know what your biggest problem is."
-House's Head

"Don't blame me, blame my gender."
-House's Head

"Thing is, hope's for sissies."
-Living the Dream

"Half the people I save don't deserve a second chance."
-Living the Dream

"People don't change. For example, I'm gonna keep on repeating 'people don't change.'"
-Don't Ever Change

"This isn't just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves. Oh my God... You're sleeping with me."
-Don't Ever Change

"How's our mental Yentl?"
-Don't Ever Change